Welcome to the Rorty Crankle.

The Rorty Crankle is a virtual pub in the virtual village of Mutch Upham, a sleepy village in the heart of rural England.

We have many locals who frequent the pub and they’d all be happy to chat you.

Each one has a special interest and they’re all characters… But they’re all opinionated!

Meet your hosts, Frank and Brenda. Frank and Brenda have been the Landlord and landlady of the Rorty Crankle for as long as anyone can remember.